it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
i feel awful because the members of one direction are so genuine and talented but they’re constantly being screwed over by the people who work for them and as a band they end up looking ridiculous from liam not apologizing for tweeting something offensive to a plagiarized music video they need to be handled better because the time will come when they can’t bank on their fame to get them out of things
when u hear a friend irl start singing one direction’s music
when ur readin fanfic and u read something thats not ur headcanon and ur just like “yea we’re ignorin that”
au: everyone is born with their soulmate’s name tattooed on their wrist like a birthmark.
harry is that kid that gets kicked by the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
and louis is that kid who kicked it
There is undeniable chemistry between you and Shailene, when did you guys know it clicked?